the murder suicide banana

also, english is so weird y’all….

I can’t even…

(via efixroy)

kev-n:

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

OH MY GOD

kev-n:

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

OH MY GOD

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

OH MY GOD
I CAN’T EVEN
YOU KNOW SHE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT TOO

(via stonerparty)

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

(via kev-n)

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

(via spacecadetbird)

lotharioslady:

camdamage:

can’t

stop

laughing

THIS CAT OMFG

(via flowerstarchild)

taidstick:

Ah summer. Be strong my pre-op people!

OR, for any smaller-chested folks out there (like myself) do what I do and just make an awesome vest that you like a lot and put patches and buttons all over it and just wear it over your shirts. The combination of the chest pockets and another layer completely hides everything.

(via artoftransliness)


You have a valid argument

You have a valid argument

(via kev-n)

theshorteststory:

DAMMIT, this is from Dennis the menace I haven’t seen that shit in so long.

I say ‘A Apple’ all the time in reference to this scene. god this movie is so awesome…

theshorteststory:

DAMMIT, this is from Dennis the menace I haven’t seen that shit in so long.

I say ‘A Apple’ all the time in reference to this scene. god this movie is so awesome…


“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” 
― Marilyn Monroe

(via randy-hates-you)