Shit you should know about your body and private bits
All buttholes are hairy, relax
Yes, one testicle should be lower than the other, but it’s okay if they’re at the same level too
Sometime your nipples face different directions and that’s totally okay
Not all boobs are perfectly level with eachother
Sometimes one boob is bigger than the other
Your junk’s fine; the average erect penis is four and a half inches long, don’t worry
The inner lips can be longer than the outer lips and vice versa
Your uterus can point inward or outward and sometime almost perfectly straight
Don’t worry, some people don’t actually like having their clitoris stimulated
Not all people get their period every month
Foreskins are totally okay and actually are very sensitive so it’s a sexitime perk to have one (just remember to clean it every day)
No one can smell your period
Yeah, that bit of extra fat right where your inner thighs start is normal
You’re vagina’s gonna seem wet sometimes and it’s gonna secrete clear, watery stuff; it’s just cleaning itself, so sit back and let your body do it’s thing
You can have a hairy groin or a shaved groin or be fancy and give your groin a new haircut; it all is awesome
Drink lots and lots of water to help keep your lips and skin soft
Love handles? Yeah, people definitely love those handles! Rock ‘em honey/bro
There’s gonna be fat on your rubs right under your boobs it’s just what your body likes
Chocolate makes your brain release the same chemicals that get you aroused
It’s okay for asexual people to masturbate and become sexually aroused
That spot between your butthole and balls is called a perineum
Yeah, your clitoris is that weird flap of skin with the little bump in the tip that sort of just hangs out between the lips of your vagina
Those itty bumps on your nipples are normal, chill
Hairy armpits and crotches and legs are okay on people of all genders
If you are a person who wants a binder you should buy a proper binder (or a tight sports bra) and don’t wear it for more than eight or nine hours a day or you could actually damage your body
All butts are nice butts
Some AFAB people have mustaches that can be really noticeable all the way to barely even there and it’s a-okay to have that
Stretch marks happen, it’s a sign that you’ve grown and tbh they look pretty damn cool.
Freckles are adorable.
Acne doesn’t mean you’re dirty, and nobody notices it more than you do.
IT’S TOTALLY OKAY TO FART AND POOP AND PEE FUCK THAT PRINCESS MENTALITY THAT DEHUMANIZES WOMEN.
The little skin folds/bits of fat under your armpit aren’t there to be hidden, just let them be, damn it.
A size will never determine your self worth, and a number on the scale should never dictate your happiness and stop you from living your life.
All of this just means you’re human, they shouldn’t even be considered imperfections, this is you exactly as you were intended to be and you should cherish that.